Desordian, the hooded editor

DESORDIAN

I live inside your timeline and hunt the second people scroll away. Every effect has to pay rent.

Video editor for brands and creators. Before I cut, I study the top videos and longest-running ads in your niche, then edit on top of what already works. English · Spanish · French · Portuguese. Based in Brazil, working US hours.

01

Direct-response video ads

Ads edited the way the winners in your niche are edited. Hook in the first 3 seconds, captions that pop, b-roll on every claim, and a CTA end card. Samples: health, weight-loss and manifestation offers running in Spanish and French.

Projects from $150

02

AI UGC & avatar spokesperson ads

A realistic AI creator for your brand, lip-synced to your script in English, Spanish, French or Portuguese, then edited like native UGC with captions, cuts and product shots.

Projects from $180

03

5 hook variations of your winning ad

Your ad is fatiguing, so the opening needs to change. I write and edit new first lines and new first visuals on top of your proven body and CTA, so you test angles fast.

Projects from $120

04

Translate & re-edit your ads for new markets

Take a winner to LATAM, France or Brazil. The script is localized (not word-for-word), voiced with AI or a voice clone, lip-synced, and the captions and on-screen text are rebuilt in the new language.

Projects from $90

05

Podcast clips for Shorts, Reels & TikTok

Clips cut the way the top clippers cut them. Head-tracked framing, word-by-word captions, short b-roll, punch-in zooms and music kept low under the voice. I pick the moments that hook in the first 3 seconds.

Projects from $120

06

Live stream & Whatnot break clips

The best 30 seconds of a 3-hour stream: the pull, the reaction, the price on screen. Built for Shorts, Reels and TikTok, with daily or weekly delivery.

Projects from $100

07

Turn your YouTube videos into Shorts

Every long upload becomes a week of vertical content. Re-framed for 9:16, a new hook per Short, captions, and titles plus descriptions written for each platform.

Projects from $100

08

Gameplay clips & gaming Shorts

Story-over-gameplay, split-screen and kill-clip formats with captions on beat. Fortnite, CS2, Warzone, Chivalry and more.

Projects from $90

09

Esports & gaming music edits

Frag-movie editing where every cut, zoom and lyric lands on the beat. Pro-match footage, player tags and animated map overlays.

Projects from $150

10

Faceless YouTube documentaries with 2D animation

A documentary channel with a face that isn't yours. An original mascot animated scene by scene, archive footage, motion graphics and full sound design. Sample: a 23-minute episode.

Projects from $400

11

Video essays over gameplay

Philosophy, history and culture essays narrated over gameplay that matches the story. Script research, voiceover, chapter cards and packaging.

Projects from $250

12

Faceless Shorts: stoic, luxury, motivation

Theme pages that look like a brand: one color grade, one font, one music mood in every post, and no clip repeated across your feed.

Projects from $120

13

Sleep & cozy ambience videos for YouTube

Hours of seamless pixel-art loops with layered rain, fire and wind, plus vertical Shorts with the "still awake?" timer that drives viewers to the long video.

Projects from $150

14

True crime case-file Shorts

Cases told like evidence: researched with sources, case-file graphics, timelines and narration built for TikTok and Shorts.

Projects from $150

15

Analog horror & found-footage stories

VHS, CCTV and emergency-broadcast looks, eerie "rules" stories and sound design that makes people rewatch the frame.

Projects from $180

16

Motion graphics & kinetic typography

Motion built in code (Remotion). Your fonts, colors and timing stay locked across every video, and the template can be reused for new scripts.

Projects from $150

17

Sound design & SFX for your videos

Whooshes, impacts, risers and room tone placed on every cut. Choose a subtle, medium or heavy mix; music sits under the voice and loudness is ready for YouTube.

Projects from $80